BJP - JINNAH - RSS (Master Stroke by Congress)

Just hate the way BJP has gone down ..... fighting for Jinnah (C'mmon ... big deal Jinnah it is past now ... get over it) ... why fight over past ... that too, a past if that were true the very existence of BJP would be a question ... BJP lacks vision ... they need Politicians who can fight over the future and not the past ...

this political stunt definitely has gone against BJP .... Congress has no opposition ... CPI/M - even they are in shambles

It is not as if I am a hard core BJP supporter, nor am I an anti-congress person ... I would support any party that has some vision .... Right now It is Monopoly ... I don't support Monopoly .........

All I want is competition between Political Party ... cause Any party (believe me Any) having this sort of advantage (as the Congress have as on date) will definitely take undue advantage ... and make the system more corrupt ...

I think this situation is a master stroke of Congress party ... at 1st they screwed CPI/M over the Nuclear deal issue ... and now they are dismantling BJP like US of A did to USSR

Smart Wife?

Scenario ---- Roomies watching "Iss Jungle se mujhe bachao"
Negar khan is showing off her assets in her tight yellow spaghetti top

Sarkaar: Uske ball dekh!!!!!!!!!!

Vamz: "Ball" kaun bolta hai?

Sarkaar: Hmmm (wondering ... what lese do u call 'em)

BJS: What if your wife tells you you don't have balls?

(Vamz,Thakur and I burst into a laughter riot -- except Sarkar)

HIT OF THAT WEEK

Sarkaar: Meri Wife itni SMART thodi hogi?

(A moments pause and everyone laughs holding their stomach)

Vamz: Acha agar teri biwi yeh kehti hai to woh smart hogi?

(And the laughter riot continues)

Sacred Truth

BJS: Kal maine "Cheeni Kum" poori dekhi?

Laxi_Gyaani: Woh bahut hi bold picture hai.

BJS: Uss mein last me amitabh paresh rawal ko dialog nahi marta hai ... "tum jalte ho mujh se, kyu ki yeh saala bhoodaape me bhi aish maar raha hai" .....hehehe

Laxi_Gyaani: "I think that Males are most scared of Females in this whole universe." That explains the reason for the males trying to dominate and prove himself to females throughout his life. That also explains most of the religions were used majorly to suppress females species. Males have a big complex.

BJS: **##** (Too strong to digest)

Laxi_Gyaani: AAP kya sochte hai?

BJS: Kahi se ratt kar bola ya khudd se socha?

Laxi_Gyaani: Bus bahut dino se soch raha tha ... Dimaag me aya aur bakk diya

BJS: Hhhmmm........ Sochnewaali baat hai? Saala bahut hi bhaari dialog tha .... kahi na kahi mere bhi ego ko ttezz lagi ... Iss liye hazam nahi kar paa raha hu. Itna flawless lag raha hai yeh statement .... Sochke ke logo se discussion me daal ke phir dekhunga ki iss me koi flaw hai ki nahi ....

Laxi_Gyaani: HHmmm.........

BJS: Kuch log hi aapni soch ko powerful words me convert kar paate hai...

Shiiiii, Ganda and all that is Hypocrisy ... don't know why peolple defend such things

GJ: (While watching some lesbian snaps on his mail) ....... shiiiiiiii ... ladkiyo ka neechewala part kitna ganda hota hai na ...........

BJS: Kya!!!!!!! ....

GJ: Le log kaise yeh sab kar sakte hai?? ( How do the lesbians go down on each other).

BJS: I think its quite normal ... going down on a girl .... and haven't u seen movies even Heterosexuals go down on each other ... its called oral sex .......

GJ: Shiii .......... Ganda .......... actually woh sab asli life mein nahi hota hai ....... Idian couples don't engage in Oral Sex...

BJS: Kya!!!!!!!! , (fuming now) ..... I don't know where you came from .... but I say its common .........

GJ: You know Oral sex is not ethical ............

BJS: Wot do you mean by Ethical!!!!!!

GJ: You know in India Oral and Anal Sex is a crime ... You know, even religions don't accept this ....

BJS: Wot ........ Tu saala ch*****a hai (I didn't know it was until he showed me some law of Sodomy online)

... he was right ... the MF Indian law had something stupid and outdated as this... Just imagine how would police bust such crimes ..... Its true even if you are legally married ... you can't engage in such things BY THE LAW - SECTION 377 ... until very recently when Delhi High court went against it .... for Gay rights...


I just hope its not too late before this blind person can see wots around him .... cause I know somewhere I am right .... he is just to novice to understand .... it would have been fine If I was struggling against a 18 year old ... but this guy is 27..... and goes to Dance Bars .......

Carnivorous Rulzzzzzz

The IT crowd?

shi: - Arre you know how to make chart in excel?

bj: - ha, you see thereeeeeeeeeee.........err aren't youa computer engineer??

shi: - arre paka mat malum hai toh bata....... knowledge jhadne ki zaroorat nahi hai!!!!!!!

bj(Civil Engineer): - ok next time I ll ask you how to make concrete?

"shi" finally discovered how to make her 1st excel chart...........

I do understand software engineer doesn't always work on excel ......... but isn't it basic knowledge for any engineer??

Racist than thou ............

While surfing thru TOI online, came acroos this very unusual artile.

It says "We(Indians)'re even more racist than Aussies". Now I had the following comment for him.

"I agree with this post. But by saying so, I am not justifying the attacks. I think even the author is not trying to defend the Australians on this.

Everyone in India is racist. We don't even have to give out examples, it is that common.

The world is mixing and luckily it is not in India. Now we are going out to other people’s nation and rubbing it on their face. I cannot imagine if this was done in India. Imagine millions of Chinese people living in India. Then imagine a football match between India and china where the Chinese come in abundance and rub it on our face. I am sure we would have done a Jalianwala baug incident with them.

Whatever is happening in the world will happen for some more years it is a transition period for a phenomenon called literal globalization (literal cause when management firms came up with this concept they thought of mixing ideas and work styles).

After some years when people will accept this inevitable change everything will be normal. The boundaries/ borders of countries are fading. I shall wait for this phenomenon to hit India and china only then will we see the worst times.

Imagine an India where Mumbai is populated by Spanish/Chinese/Africans in a majority population. We are not even able to tolerate a majority population of a different state leave aside different country. Same goes for the Chinese as well. We are cry foul even though it is not our land it is in. Imagine if it was our land.........our country .......(sends shivers down your spine innit!!!!!!!)"